How a child comes onto being…

Daddy, how was I born? “Well, son, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room and googled each other. There your Mom agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete button. Nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: ‘You got male.’”

wilsontech1:

Parenting WIN!

wilsontech1:

Parenting WIN!

Reblogged from Henry Stern

Best photo from last night’s riot in Vancouver.

kellyoxford:



Best photo from last night’s riot in Vancouver.

Photo by Rich Lam/Getty Images

Reblogged from eject
I think so.

I think so.

The Vaccines - Under Your Thumb

Hanging out some 
Underneath European sun 
Hanging out under your thumb 
Under it, second to none 

I don’t mind about taking it slow 
I’m perfectly aware of what I’m yet to know 
Mutually assumed, utterly consumed 
Totally adored, Eleanor 
Eleanor 

Eleanor 

Take it in your stride but don’t string me along 
I wouldn’t tie you down but if you did do me wrong 
Thoroughly unnerved, equally perturbed 
Totally adored, Eleanor 
Eleanor 

Eleanor 

Eleanor

Reminds me of my mom’s rhubarb pie growing up. Now I have to try it! :)

Reminds me of my mom’s rhubarb pie growing up. Now I have to try it! :)

Well, I don’t wanna wake up in the mornin’,
But I’ve got to face the day.
That’s what all the friends I do not like as much as you say.

I don’t wanna do things independently,
But I can’t make you stay.
That’s what all the friends I do not like as much as you say.

But if you wanna come back it’s alright, it’s alright!
It’s alright if you wanna come back!
If you wanna come back it’s alright, it’s alright!
It’s alright if you wanna come back to me!

Well, I don’t wanna see you with another guy,
But the fact is that I may.
That’s what all the friends I do not like as much as you say.

We’ll give it just another couple of months or so,

And then you’ll be okay.
That’s what all the friends I do not like as much as you say.

All alone, all alone!
I, I am on my own.
Alone, all alone.
I, I am on my own.

But if you wanna come back it’s alright, it’s alright!
It’s alright if you wanna come back!
If you wanna come back it’s alright, it’s alright!
It’s alright if you wanna come back to me!

But if you wanna come back it’s alright, it’s alright!
It’s alright if you wanna come back!
If you wanna come back it’s alright, it’s alright!
It’s alright if you wanna come back!

Do you wanna come back? It’s alright, it’s alright!
It’s alright if you wanna come back!
Do you wanna come back? It’s alright, it’s alright!
It’s alright if you wanna come back to me!

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

jaded-angel-84:

ok. this weekend came a bit fast. 180 some odd days… and a wake up… Bring on Deployment #1

Theory of a Deadman - Wait For Me

A few NSFW words, so watch the speaker volume. This is hilarious!